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Johab; I've noticed your signature line "My Grandfather says " Variety is the spice of life "......... He says that EVERY....SINGLE....DAY!!!" and was wondering where that came from. 


Last night I was watching some comedian on the Comedy channel (a tallish woman with curly hair), and she said that one (although she replaced the word "SINGLE" with "F***ing").


Is she stealing lines from you?!




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I saw the same program (huge Comedy buff)... I thought "Did she steal it???" or "Did Johab???"



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Johab will be honest....I saw the same comedy thing you 2 are talking about a while ago ( Im a HUGE Comedian and if i wasnt into broadasting id DEFINATLY be going into comedy or acting ) And i LOVED the line. Actually i loved her entire act. Really good.

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Johab wrote:
( Im a HUGE Comedian and if i wasnt into broadasting id DEFINATLY be going into comedy or acting )


Why limit yourself, John Stewart didn't!

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Johab will be honest....I saw the same comedy thing you 2 are talking about a while ago ( Im a HUGE Comedian and if i wasnt into broadasting id DEFINATLY be going into comedy or acting ) And i LOVED the line. Actually i loved her entire act. Really good.


LOL... I hear ya!!!


I'm known around here as "The funniest girl alive". (not that I claim to be LOL)


I watch everything funny. I'm always laughing. I'm always smiling. I'm (usually) always positive. I'm always joking.... I love to surround myself with happiness all the time. (i.e. I'm 29 & still watch cartoons) & I love to be the "jokester" in front of a large group. (the more people there are, the more I feed off their laughter) My TV is always on the Comedy network (I do plagiarize if it's really funny too Johab)... I also love to watch stand up comedy shows (live or on TV) .... When I type I use LOL or or a lot.


Also, I love Jim Carrey, only those who really love comedy can appreciate him on a higher level.



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 I'm known around here as "The funniest girl alive". (not that I claim to be LOL) I watch everything funny. I'm always laughing. I'm always smiling. I'm (usually) always positive. I'm always joking.... I love to surround myself with happiness all the time. (i.e. I'm 29 & still watch cartoons) & I love to be the "jokester" in front of a large group. (the more people there are, the more I feed off their laughter) My TV is always on the Comedy network (I do plagiarize if it's really funny too Johab)... I also love to watch stand up comedy shows (live or on TV) .... When I type I use LOL or or a lot. Also, I love Jim Carrey, only those who really love comedy can appreciate him on a higher level. -- Edited by MC Girl at 17:57, 2006-05-17

All this and a Hab fan(atic) too!  If you could clone yourself, you'd be a gazillionnaire!


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Nil d wrote:


 All this and a Hab fan(atic) too!  If you could clone yourself, you'd be a gazillionnaire! -


Well, I'd at least be a hundredaire..... LOL


BTW ~ Thanks



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"Wheels" (from Degrassi) also stole...Hmmmmmm!?!?!?


Oh well...you all just had to screw that 'visual' into the ground on And-o though!


...satisfied?




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Ando wrote:

"Wheels" (from Degrassi) also stole...Hmmmmmm!?!?!? Oh well...you all just had to screw that 'visual' into the ground on And-o though! ...satisfied?


I apologize And-o.... We should've checked with ya first ....... LOL


If it helps... I heard Johab does a mean version of "Everybody wants something" (I think that's the name of the Zit Remedy's song) if it helps ease back the image.... LOL

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Johab has GOT to be one of the biggest comedy buffs on this site. Id gladly go up against you MC Girl to see who the bigger comedy freak is...haha. I too feed off larger crowds, i LOVE being the center of attention, im a huge prankster, i come up with some of the funniest things around, i can turn ANY situation into a fun one. It keeps me occupied. Brooky mentioned the Daily Show. I LOVE THE SHOW...infact Jon Stewart is listed as one of my hero's in the yearbook. HE has probably the best job out there in my opinion. I love sports and all...but im MUCH better in the comedy section.


To those of you who do watch alot of comedy, if you have a chance...dont miss guys like Dane Cook, Mitch Hedberg ( R.I.P. Bud.... )  and Russel Peters....these three are hilarious!!!


ALSO...if you havent yet seen these stand up acts be SURE to watch them... Robin Williams on Broadway, Eddie Murphy's Delerious and Eddie Murphy Raw ( delerious #2 really) Blue Collar Comedy Tour 1 and 2 JErry Seinfeld on Broadway- Im Telling You for the last time. ALL are hilarious and i guarentee you will be hurting by the end.


MC Girl, you also share another interest in Jim Carrey. The guy has been a HUGE idol of mine since i was a kid. People have told me i am his comedic mirror image. I can do ANY of his parts and you'd swear to god it was actually him. His movies are the best  Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, The Mask, Cable Guy, Bruce Almighty, all comedy classics. And what makes him even more special is he can play serious parts REALLY well too. The Truman Show is one of my all time favorite movies.


 



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Johab wrote:
Mitch Hedberg ( R.I.P. Bud.... )
 


So sad, cracked me up just to look at him...

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Hey comedy buffs.......... do any of you like SOUTH PARK?  it's by far my favourite show (and no, they do not still say "they killed kenny", nor is it all about farts....... so please, no responses about how "i used to watch it back in 1999, then stopped after the movie")

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i still watch that show on occasion.... my favorite episode by far is the one where Timmy is introduced with the lords of the underworld. Funniest episode ever!!

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Johab has GOT to be one of the biggest comedy buffs on this site. Id gladly go up against you MC Girl to see who the bigger comedy freak is...haha. I too feed off larger crowds, i LOVE being the center of attention, im a huge prankster, i come up with some of the funniest things around, i can turn ANY situation into a fun one. It keeps me occupied. Brooky mentioned the Daily Show. I LOVE THE SHOW...infact Jon Stewart is listed as one of my hero's in the yearbook. HE has probably the best job out there in my opinion. I love sports and all...but im MUCH better in the comedy section. To those of you who do watch alot of comedy, if you have a chance...dont miss guys like Dane Cook, Mitch Hedberg ( R.I.P. Bud.... )  and Russel Peters....these three are hilarious!!! ALSO...if you havent yet seen these stand up acts be SURE to watch them... Robin Williams on Broadway, Eddie Murphy's Delerious and Eddie Murphy Raw ( delerious #2 really) Blue Collar Comedy Tour 1 and 2 JErry Seinfeld on Broadway- Im Telling You for the last time. ALL are hilarious and i guarentee you will be hurting by the end. MC Girl, you also share another interest in Jim Carrey. The guy has been a HUGE idol of mine since i was a kid. People have told me i am his comedic mirror image. I can do ANY of his parts and you'd swear to god it was actually him. His movies are the best  Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, The Mask, Cable Guy, Bruce Almighty, all comedy classics. And what makes him even more special is he can play serious parts REALLY well too. The Truman Show is one of my all time favorite movies.  



Sounds to me like you are my mirror also.


All the above movies/shows/routines you have mentioned we have on DVD. I LOVE the Truman show... He played a great comedy/dramatic lead in that movie. I have his very first movie too  (Copper Mountain ~ A club med experience, let me know if you want a copy) & am a huge fan of Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind (his "not so funny" movie) He's the best. In my highschool years I was just like him. I had teachers that literally told me "If you can make it through the whole class without interrupting the class with your antics... I'll give you 15mins at the end of each class to go nuts.... & I used every second allotted to me. (she signed my year book with a lecture telling me I was lucky to have a teacher like her that would allow my comedy to blossom.... then how having me in her class kept her young & happy.... I miss her)


Not that I'm trying to "out funny" you.... I'm sure we are in the same league.... you hold the "funniest male"... I'll hold the "funniest female". I would like to make it to Montreal for the Just for Laughs comedy festival too. That would be a blast.


I could type for hours about this stuff.... I'll spare you the agony LOL.... unless I'm provoked too



-- Edited by MC Girl at 19:01, 2006-05-18

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Johab wrote:

i still watch that show on occasion.... my favorite episode by far is the one where Timmy is introduced with the lords of the underworld. Funniest episode ever!!
I am a fan of Southpark.... We have everything Southpark released on DVD.

TTTIIIIIMMMMMMMMYYY!

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Hey Johab... Another funny comic you may want to watch for is Fraiser Young. I've seen his "Comedy Now" tv hour & he is a guest on "Video on trial" on Much Music from time to time.... he's fricken' hilarious, you'll love him (if you don't already)


 


Let me know if you want a list of my "Stand up comedy" DVD's.... I can make ya copies of any of them.(<-----Never mind this line.... I just PM'ed you the list....)


(also, a true comedy buff loves Weird Al too!!!)



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Weird Al...i have his Tape with The Jurassic Park Theme, Bohiemian Polka ( my personal Fav ) Talk Soup, Franks 2000 inch tv etc...love every single one of those songs!!

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Weird Al...i have his Tape with The Jurassic Park Theme, Bohiemian Polka ( my personal Fav ) Talk Soup, Franks 2000 inch tv etc...love every single one of those songs!!

Here's the CD's I have


Weird Al Yankovic ~ Self titled


Weird Al Yankovic ~ Bad Hair Day


Weird Al Yankovic ~ Alapalooza


Weird Al Yankovic ~ Dare to be stupid


Weird Al Yankovic ~ Even worse


Weird Al Yankovic ~ Off the deep end


& the Weird Al Yankovic DVD ~ UHF



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Have you heard Adam Sandlers music....well...not REALLY music...but work... Ode To My Car, At a medium Pace ect.... GREAT stuff....hilarious...



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Have you heard Adam Sandlers music....well...not REALLY music...but work... Ode To My Car, At a medium Pace ect.... GREAT stuff....hilarious...
Absolutely.... His Chanukah songs are always played in my house every Christmas.... & I'm not even Jewish. LOL

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For some reason the Jewish have a gene that makes them the funniest people on earth!!! They have SOOO many!!!

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For some reason the Jewish have a gene that makes them the funniest people on earth!!! They have SOOO many!!!

LOL.... Maybe the comedy gene is in the Nose....


Hey maybe I am a little jewish.....



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i like to think habs fans created their own religion...i call myself a habitarian. :D

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i like to think habs fans created their own religion...i call myself a habitarian. :D
Or Habovah's Witness

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Johab wrote: Weird Al...i have his Tape with The Jurassic Park Theme, Bohiemian Polka ( my personal Fav ) Talk Soup, Franks 2000 inch tv etc...love every single one of those songs!! Here's the CD's I have Weird Al Yankovic ~ Self titled Weird Al Yankovic ~ Bad Hair Day Weird Al Yankovic ~ Alapalooza Weird Al Yankovic ~ Dare to be stupid Weird Al Yankovic ~ Even worse Weird Al Yankovic ~ Off the deep end & the Weird Al Yankovic DVD ~ UHF
WEIRD AL IS THE KING!  I have actually seen him live in concert hahaha...... beat that!

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How about seeing Weird Al walk into a restaurant, very drunk or high on something, with three extreme bimbo-types on his arm (also out of their minds, loud, giggling), sit down, be extremely rude and aggressive with the staff, and bossing around the girls with him too, acting like he was king of the world?

We're talking at least 15 years after "Like a Surgeon" and "Eat It"....

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How about seeing Weird Al walk into a restaurant, very drunk or high on something, with three extreme bimbo-types on his arm (also out of their minds, loud, giggling), sit down, be extremely rude and aggressive with the staff, and bossing around the girls with him too, acting like he was king of the world? We're talking at least 15 years after "Like a Surgeon" and "Eat It"....
Yeah... I'm not a fan of the actual person..... I love his music & his sense of humour... all that was left back in the 80's

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Johab/MC Girl


Might I recommend a vintage comedy album - Robert Klein's "Child of the 50s"? And of course from the late 70s Steve Martin's "Wild & Crazy Guy". I gave my cat a bath the other day...



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Johab/MC Girl Might I recommend a vintage comedy album - Robert Klein's "Child of the 50s"? And of course from the late 70s Steve Martin's "Wild & Crazy Guy". I gave my cat a bath the other day...

I love this one..... & I'll look for the other two.


I'm also a BIG FAN of Gallagher (if anyone knows who that is LOL)



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MC Girl wrote:

Cleghorn wrote: Johab/MC Girl Might I recommend a vintage comedy album - Robert Klein's "Child of the 50s"? And of course from the late 70s Steve Martin's "Wild & Crazy Guy". I gave my cat a bath the other day... I love this one..... & I'll look for the other two. I'm also a BIG FAN of Gallagher (if anyone knows who that is LOL)

Oh yeah!  I sure do.......Sorry officer I didn't mean to shoot him I had a bad day....don't forget the hair flick.


Is he still around?



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