Mario's cryptic comment

Nil d · Guru

Mario's cryptic comment

heet_150 · Guru

I heard on the radio this morning, that the rumours going around in the media circles about Theodore are about as wild as you can imagine. Everything from being IN rehab not a broken heel, to getting away from bad people associated with his family. Basically, you name it, it's out there.

Jay1982 · Guru

True Account of why Theo was traded

He had to flee town because he was caught stealing a magazine, to which the owner of the store said he would hunt him down and hurt him real bad. Afterwhich, after a lengtly investigation, the owner was found to be a tranny; with the new found information Gainey and Theo jumped into the Habmobile, raced down to the police station, pleaded their case, the cops busted the Tranny who really happened to be Kobe Bryant. While kobe was being taken into the police station for questioning, he shot basketballs out of his wrists, knocking the cops unconscience as kobe made his escape.

Kobe was later spotted walking down Sainte Catherine street with Barry Bonds, Mr. Dressup, Bizarro, and Vin Diesel. Clearly they were out to get the fan favorite Theo. Looking into all his usual hangout spots that Theo would frequent. When the cops surrounded the gang, a group a ninjas jumped out from the buildings to fight to cops. As this happened, a near by manhole flew up into the air, coming out of it were the teenage mutant ninja turtles, who fought the ninjas. This however allowed Kobe and friends to escape.

Wednesday, before theo was dealt. Gainey was approached by a mysterious stranger who claimed to be from the future. He spoke of a time where rabbits were world leaders and man- the once dominant species, were forced to collect carrot, lettuce, and brown pellets for their furry leaders. He said only one thing could save man from this doomed exsistance...confront Kobe and friends. End the battle. Gainey wasn't sure on what to do, so he said he would take time and analyze the situation, and be would be paitient. However, he was reminded that time is of the essence. He made some phone calls and gathered his own super group. The Unknown Soilder, Carrot Top, Marty McFly, Doug Jarvis, and Paul Bunyan.

Gainey sent his scouting team around Montreal to find Kobe's hide-out. When they were found Gainey and Co. moved in on the secret hideout of his enemy...Club 281. A surprize attack worked!! HOwever, not without its cost. Carrot Top died after being repreatly struck in the head with a baseball bat. Marty Mcfly and Bizarro were sent somewhere in time after Doc Brown accidently ran them both over while speeding through time. Vin Disel and Mr.Dressup took out Paul Bunyan, who then fell ontop of everyone that was left- save Gainey and Kobe.

Gainey knew it was go time for Kobe. So he took out his brass knucks, and fought Kobe mano-a-mano. Dodging any basketball that would come at him faster than a speeding train. After a series of uppercuts. Kobe was finished, with his last breath, he vowed he would have revenge on both Gainey and theodore from beyond the grave, so long as Theodore was under Gainey's protection. Gainey-fearing the undead. Promptly traded Theo- knowning all to well you cannot hit a ghost, and death would be all the waited for Gainey if Theo was still a hab.

Key Lime · Guru

Jay1982 wrote:

True Account of why Theo was traded He had to flee town because he was caught stealing a magazine, to which the owner of the store said he would hunt him down and hurt him real bad. Afterwhich, after a lengtly investigation, the owner was found to be a tranny; with the new found information Gainey and Theo jumped into the Habmobile, raced down to the police station, pleaded their case, the cops busted the Tranny who really happened to be Kobe Bryant. While kobe was being taken into the police station for questioning, he shot basketballs out of his wrists, knocking the cops unconscience as kobe made his escape. Kobe was later spotted walking down Sainte Catherine street with Barry Bonds, Mr. Dressup, Bizarro, and Vin Diesel. Clearly they were out to get the fan favorite Theo. Looking into all his usual hangout spots that Theo would frequent. When the cops surrounded the gang, a group a ninjas jumped out from the buildings to fight to cops. As this happened, a near by manhole flew up into the air, coming out of it were the teenage mutant ninja turtles, who fought the ninjas. This however allowed Kobe and friends to escape. Wednesday, before theo was dealt. Gainey was approached by a mysterious stranger who claimed to be from the future. He spoke of a time where rabbits were world leaders and man- the once dominant species, were forced to collect carrot, lettuce, and brown pellets for their furry leaders. He said only one thing could save man from this doomed exsistance...confront Kobe and friends. End the battle. Gainey wasn't sure on what to do, so he said he would take time and analyze the situation, and be would be paitient. However, he was reminded that time is of the essence. He made some phone calls and gathered his own super group. The Unknown Soilder, Carrot Top, Marty McFly, Doug Jarvis, and Paul Bunyan. Gainey sent his scouting team around Montreal to find Kobe's hide-out. When they were found Gainey and Co. moved in on the secret hideout of his enemy...Club 281. A surprize attack worked!! HOwever, not without its cost. Carrot Top died after being repreatly struck in the head with a baseball bat. Marty Mcfly and Bizarro were sent somewhere in time after Doc Brown accidently ran them both over while speeding through time. Vin Disel and Mr.Dressup took out Paul Bunyan, who then fell ontop of everyone that was left- save Gainey and Kobe. Gainey knew it was go time for Kobe. So he took out his brass knucks, and fought Kobe mano-a-mano. Dodging any basketball that would come at him faster than a speeding train. After a series of uppercuts. Kobe was finished, with his last breath, he vowed he would have revenge on both Gainey and theodore from beyond the grave, so long as Theodore was under Gainey's protection. Gainey-fearing the undead. Promptly traded Theo- knowning all to well you cannot hit a ghost, and death would be all the waited for Gainey if Theo was still a hab.

Come on Jay...is this accurate? I don't think Gainey needs brass knucks to fight. I started to question the accuracy of these events after that point.

Jay1982 · Guru

Nil d · Guru

Key Lime wrote:

Come on Jay...is this accurate? I don't think Gainey needs brass knucks to fight. I started to question the accuracy of these events after that point.

I knew he was stretching it when he threw Mr. Dressup in there. I know for a fact that Mr. Dressup is dead!

Great story, Jay! Very imaginative. I can't wait for the DVD release.

-- Edited by Nil d at 14:54, 2006-03-10

Jay1982 · Guru

I figured I would let you guys in on the kind of crap that runs through my head from time to time

Jonny G · Senior Member

Jay, sounds like you're having a productive day at work ... first the Ryder graphic, now the Habs tale.

Jay1982 · Guru

its my day off and everyone I usually hang out with is busy until later tonight. Right now I'm reading, and contemplating on taking a year off school

(to travel)

Zulrath · Senior Member

Nil d wrote:

Mario: Yesterday you said something to the tune of "Theodore had to be traded. I will explain later."
What do you know that we don't know?