What seems to be the trouble Theo?

 Theo: What do you mean trouble? I had a great season and won two playoff rounds.

 But your not playing well at all. Is it something personal or physical?

 Theo: Oh, you mean the poor play. That's not me!

 What do you mean by that?

 Theo: Well, I think there is a ghost wearing my Itech equipment! Really it's not me. This ghost is making me move the wrong way and wants me to get down on my knees and pray when someone shoots high! I ask the ghost if I can change my equipment and he said, never! Now I have to sleep with it! My can is driving me crazy! What can I do?

 Nothing, your screwed!