I propose that we each send Mario $5 for a slush fund. The fund covers posters who attend Hab games in enemy rinks and sit among Canuck/Leaf/ Bruin (insert teams) knucklehead fans and watch our Habs lose by 4 or more goals.
Should that happen you merely send your tearstained ticket stub to Mario for verification and he sends you a cheque for the face value from the fund (sorry can't recover scalper costs).
When the fund dips below $100 Mario sends out the call for replenishing.
No Hab fan should be left short on beer money after witnessing a fiasco like Saturday's!