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barry33


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In the spirit of Michel Therrien and to add a bit of levity to this otherwise gloomy day, I think we should all give our best rant and tirade. Get 'er all out boys. Don't be worrying about grammerman because a good rant requires spontaneity and ya can't be worrying about spellcheck. So here comes mine:


Pfut....I am getting tired of no effort. We have too many passengers. Pfut..all I have heard about is what a good GM Gainey is! WHat has he done?  Pfut all! Traded away Garon for Bonk? Bonk was a bust everywhere else why would he change in Montreal? And phuleeeeease  do not even start with the fire the coach thing. All I have to say is Thank God Claude is doing a good job. These players make Claude's job miserable well I think it is time Claude make their lives miserable! Pfutttt...The worst thing is that CJ is being told who to play by Gainey so Gainey can try to trade them Pftt. I am tired of not having a legitimate sniper in Montreal. Who was teh last top 10 goal scorer we had? Lafluer? Pfft. You would think with all the low finishes we have had that we would have a decent draft pick now and then. Go ahead..fire the coach. How many coaches has Montreal been through?!?? When is it time to stop the blame the coach game?!??  I watched last night and I compared the talent on the 2 teams. Does anyone REALLY feel that we had HALF the talent on the ice that Colorado did? Come on, lets be real here. Our defence is slow, we have no scoring. Pfft. These guys do not care..they say they care, they have meetings, they say they care and are trying pffut..I do not see it...Bonk does not care. Kovalev does not care...Koivu cares but he is worn out...how many Sundstoms and Begins and Murrays do we need on this team!?? Pfft...it is as simple as this.,.let me sum it up. LACK OF TALENT. We have no one in the top 50 in scoring. Really boys..pfft..how do you expect us to compete? Koivu is our top scorer and he has been out 10 games. Ribiero is a -150 pfft,,



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..........I hear your pain and I'm with you on the effort issue ....I can handle losing but it's the lack of effort that just sends me around the freaking bend ....I go from paycheque to paycheque and here we have millionaire dog*&%#ers .............

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..........I hear your pain and I'm with you on the effort issue ....I can handle losing but it's the lack of effort that just sends me around the freaking bend ....I go from paycheque to paycheque and here we have millionaire dog*&%#ers .............

Sir -

That is clearly an insult to dog*&%#ers everywhere. If you only knew how much effort keeping a dog still for a proper *&%#ing takes, you surely wouldn't compare these lazy "hockey men" to anyone in my fine profession. Wait, *&%# means groom, right?

yours sincerely

Randy Boxer
Int'l Brotherhood of Dog*&%#ers

-- Edited by brooklynhabfan at 10:58, 2006-01-12

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Barry, that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard!!   Pfut.  Hey.  Why don't you stick to selling cement, you block head?   And don't be dissing Grammarman, either.  In fact all you posters can go to He**! Pfut.  And-o does't reply to questions and uses too many ".......".  Brookie, if you don't stop those f**ing pictures I'll sue you for busting my gut.  DavidA, slow down; you'll give yourself a hernia at that pace.  And where the He** is NOHF lately?!  And Mrs. Hab?!  And AB Habman, you have to start posting sooner.  I don't care if you live out west, I need to see your posts on the same day!  Pfut.  Hey.  And enough with this Sid the Whiner crap, too.  He's more of a man than all of you.  You can all go to He**.  Pfut.  Hey.



 



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Anyone ever heard of Saskatchewan????? Toughest, grittiest puck chasers in the world come from there. Let's get some. Love Garth Murray but they do grow 'em bigger than that! Ever look at pfut NHL Guide and Record Book - Player Prospect Listings?? Want to see the Hab picks - look under "K" for they are all former Komrades from other Kountries. Now don't get me wrong, we own some great Europeans but Balance People!!! Turner Stevenson and (let me return to my real bug-a-boo) Aaron Asham - where are they.


We won a cup with 11 rookies - they were big and they were mean and a few were even Grade A - Leaf-style - cheap shot artists. I don't care. Saks is our nastiest player!


Isn't it time to trade Huet for some 5'2" minor leaguer?? He's looking like Vokoun and Garon.


I guess Gainey subscribes to "they grow 'em big in Texas" because this squad bears no pfut resemblance to his Stars' team.


Yeah, let's not pick up Andreychuk while we wait for our big, Hab - arse saving deal that we all know is just around the corner. A few more Habs that we can enjoy watching in post-season action in their brand, new jerseys!!!!



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Barry, that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard!!   Pfut.  Hey.  Why don't you stick to selling cement, you block head?   And don't be dissing Grammarman, either.  In fact all you posters can go to He**! Pfut.  And-o does't reply to questions and uses too many ".......".  Brookie, if you don't stop those f**ing pictures I'll sue you for busting my gut.  DavidA, slow down; you'll give yourself a hernia at that pace.  And where the He** is NOHF lately?!  And Mrs. Hab?!  And AB Habman, you have to start posting sooner.  I don't care if you live out west, I need to see your posts on the same day!  Pfut.  Hey.  And enough with this Sid the Whiner crap, too.  He's more of a man than all of you.  You can all go to He**.  Pfut.  Hey.  
Pfut off nilsey

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 Too funny! I guess I needed a good laugh!

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Pfut.  All I am pfuting worried about is that our soft, small and uninspired, pfut, players are gonna come to pfuting town and get their pfuting a$$es kicked all over GM Place.  Pfut.  Hey.  Normie and I will be drowning our sorrows in Kokanee and pfuting watching the bleu, blanc et rouge get mopped off of the ice after the game.  Pfut.  Hey.


But hey, maybe we'll see some inspired play by Bert and Nazzy.  Pfut.  Theo better rest up.  Pfut.



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Pfut.  All I am pfuting worried about is that our soft, small and uninspired, pfut, players are gonna come to pfuting town and get their pfuting a$$es kicked all over GM Place.  Pfut.  Hey.  Normie and I will be drowning our sorrows in Kokanee and pfuting watching the bleu, blanc et rouge get mopped off of the ice after the game.  Pfut.  Hey. But hey, maybe we'll see some inspired play by Bert and Nazzy.  Pfut.  Theo better rest up.  Pfut.


Good to see you getting into the action, habgirlie!  The single life seems to be giving you an "edge".


Pfut. Hey.




-- Edited by Nil d at 19:30, 2006-01-12

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