Jay and Brooklyn

Nil d · Guru

Jay and Brooklyn

brooklynhabfan · Guru

I refuse to go there, but, and correct me if I'm wrong Jay, it's a tribute to the forum fans at the travesty of a shopping mall that the finest foeign investment money has made out of our old digs.

It looks more like a tribute to the mishaps of artificial growth hormones. The guy on the left that is, the guy on the right just suffers from too many viewings of the show "CHiPs"

Jay1982 · Guru

In what was once the old Montreal Forum is now a movie theatre and a small mall. When you walk into the "Pepsi Forum" you have seats from the old forum, i think its 14 rows, and in the empty seats, you can sit down and do whatever, in 3 seats are manaquins, one at the 1st row is a bronze statue of Maurice Richard (I think, I haven't been in the Forum for a few months, and I forget which player it is.) At any rate, the fans they put there are just to symbolize, and give you a sense of history for those that walk in without knowing what the Forum was, either because they were too young, or they weren't in Montreal when the forum was a hockey arena. They show the excitement that was expressed in those very seats for decades, from game to game. Sitting in those seats is actually, to me, very relaxing, and I honestly do feel like there are people sitting beside me when I would sit there. I would always joke that it was the spirits of the forum that made me feel that way. But as for my experience sitting in those seats is aweing to think that it once housed soooo many people.

Anyways, the reason why that manaquin is bad is because I was with a few friends awhile ago, and I was groping him as a joke, to which an old lady passed by, and her facial reaction was as if I was in the middle of killing someone. She gasped, clutched her chest, and she walked off in a hurry.

I also, at one point, when I was about 17, 6 years ago, I put whipped cream on his face (after washing the dude's face) and as a dare, had a chick lick it up. lol.

I've also seen a guy, don't know who it was, stick his dick in it's mouth lol.

Anyways, that's the story, what I'm hoping for is that, I'm seeing King Kong before the game today, and I'm going to the Pepsi Forum, hopefully the spirits follow me to the bell center

barry33 · Guru

Jay- any chance you could introduce me to the chick who licked up the whipped cream?

And as far as "groping the manequin" goes..BIG DEAL! I did that for 12 years when I was married

-- Edited by barry33 at 14:22, 2005-12-20

Nil d · Guru

Thanks for clearing that up, guys. I have an old Forum seat at home, but I can't say there are any goings-on around it like you describe, Jay!

Johnny USA · Veteran Member

Jay1982 wrote:

I've also seen a guy, don't know who it was, stick his dick in it's mouth lol.

Wait a minute. You witnessed a guy stick his pecker into a MALE manequin's mouth? That's just not right. Was the guy wearing a Maple Leaf's shirt?

brooklynhabfan · Guru

Johnny USA wrote:

Jay1982 wrote:
I've also seen a guy, don't know who it was, stick his dick in it's mouth lol.
Wait a minute. You witnessed a guy stick his pecker into a MALE manequin's mouth? That's just not right. Was the guy wearing a Maple Leaf's shirt?

I heard he was wearing a habs sweater, number 71 on the back, looked like an authentic one, too

Jay1982 · Guru

lol, exactly who it was ;)

and as for the chick's number, I think she only likes plastic men lol