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Souray Injury

Souray missed some action last night after taking a slapper from the point off of his skate yesterday bu MRI came back negative.



"Dr. David Mulder, team physician for the Montreal Canadiens, told TSN that the MRI results on Sheldon Souray are negative. Souray plans to try and skate on Saturday and if there is no pain, he will play against the Toronto Maple Leafs Saturday evening."

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/feature/?fid=10460&hubname=



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Nil'd thanks for the update but I have the inside scoop on Sheldon's injury. (I also posted this under the blurb about Rivet). Sheldon will be fine once he starts receiving treatment for this disease. (I  expect there will be no shortage of beautiful young women in Montreal willing to help with his rehab program).


Sheldon's Injury is what is called "lackofregularnookie". It is a very common affliction known to strike those of us who have gone through a divorce. I too suffered from 'lackofregularnookie" 4 years ago when I was going through my divorce. However, my ex wife, God love her, had prepared me well to battle this affliction by inlficting me with all things associated with "lackofregularnookie" about 2 years into my marriage. Unlike Sheldon, I was well prepared to deal with the side effects of this none life threatining yet sometimes debilitating disease. My ex wife, the loving soul that she is, slowly eased me into everything that goes with "lackofregularnookie" . Always thinking of me, she did not want me to be hit with this along with all the other pst divorce stresses so she inflicted me with the ailment early.



You will be happy to know that since my divorce I am fully recovered from my bout of "lackofregularnookie" and am now a fully functional and contributing member of society. You can do it Sheldon.



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oh thats nice

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Nil'd thanks for the update but I have the inside scoop on Sheldon's injury. (I also posted this under the blurb about Rivet). Sheldon will be fine once he starts receiving treatment for this disease. (I  expect there will be no shortage of beautiful young women in Montreal willing to help with his rehab program).
Sheldon's Injury is what is called "lackofregularnookie". It is a very common affliction known to strike those of us who have gone through a divorce. I too suffered from 'lackofregularnookie" 4 years ago when I was going through my divorce. However, my ex wife, God love her, had prepared me well to battle this affliction by inlficting me with all things associated with "lackofregularnookie" about 2 years into my marriage. Unlike Sheldon, I was well prepared to deal with the side effects of this none life threatining yet sometimes debilitating disease. My ex wife, the loving soul that she is, slowly eased me into everything that goes with "lackofregularnookie" . Always thinking of me, she did not want me to be hit with this along with all the other pst divorce stresses so she inflicted me with the ailment early.
You will be happy to know that since my divorce I am fully recovered from my bout of "lackofregularnookie" and am now a fully functional and contributing member of society. You can do it Sheldon.






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