As you can see I have a new one as well. I searched far and wide to find something that very much symbolized who I am and what I found was golfer John Daley with two Hooters Girls. Why you ask? Because John Daley and I are very much alike. Overweight guys who like to party too much and cannot maintain a relationship because of it. The fact that he is between 2 Hooters Girls is simply where I wish I was.
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I'm as confused as a starving baby in a topless bar!