After being here for 5+ years my take on the board is like one big family and ive even given posistions to many posters on the board. Here they are
Mario - God
Mrs Hab is Mom obviously and Normie fathers the board. Cleghorn in my opinion is Grandpa. Sadly there is no Grandma, i just couldnt do that to Habgirl. Habgirl comes in as Sister along with Nil d who is my separated brother at birth ( Nil d ages faster than i do, he too is still only 17 ) And Hockeyman and And-o are brothers to Normie. And-o is nicknamed Unlce Red, Red because he has a scottish/irish flare to him. A warrior. Habjo is my little brother who wants to be like me. Forum Fan is And-o's brother in law somehow. Never admit to hating each other, cuz they dont, but if one were a leafs fan their fights would go on forever. Thank god ( or mario ) they are both habs fans. Barry33 is cousin with "connections"... the guy is in the mafia but wont admit it. Cousin Figaro is the owner of a small italian restaurant. Gary McHab is Uncle on the other side of family. Johnny USA ( sorry Johnny, the name wont leave me ) is Neighbour to the family, isnt around all the time but when he is, he always has something good to say. Grammarman is annoying cousin who always has to correct everyone when they are wrong. The rest are all close friends of the family, ( havent been around long enough for me to place them yet. ) But thats my take on this group. I think its quite accurate. Would make for one heck of a Jerry Springer show!
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At just 18, i've got the girl who has said the 6 words i've wanted to hear my whole life!! " My Dad Owns A Liquor Store"
I'm thrilled that you consider us brothers separated at birth, although perplexed how that could be, since I was born 32 years before you! I agree that we are of a similar mind on most matters, despite our age disparity. Perhaps we're soulmates.
I think NOHF should be a kindly uncle who has not been heard from for a while.
And Grammarman apologizes for being such a pain in the ass, and is going into voluntary retirement.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.