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Ando


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What would any GOHABBER do if…IF…


 


…after most kiddies were done making their rounds this evening…there was one solid knock at your door (say just after Chris Higgins scores mid-way through the 3rd period)…anyway…you answer while cursing under your breath…and there stands a man dressed head-to-foot in a light blue Star-Trek uniform with a Spock mask on…so…you dutifully drop one bag of chips and a few pieces of bubble gum into his candy bag without speaking a word………..and he thanks-you using your GOHABS name before running off into the night!?!?!? 


 


Would you sleep well?  Or would you be sooooo freaked out that you would call the cops??


 


I tell ya…And-o will be watching out for three big kids tonight!!!  One will be dressed as ‘Mr. Burns’ from the Simpson’s…the second will be wearing a #11 Habs jersey with ‘Kill And-o’ embroidered across the back...and the third will be cleverly disguised as ‘Wheels’ from the original Degrassi series


 


…although maybe that explains why my wife bought so many ‘Snickers’, ‘suckers’ and ‘Juicy Fruits’ this year!!!????


 


Cheers gang!  Nighty, Night!!!  Sleep tight!!!



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Always looking to pick a fight!  Kidding.  I thought the whole premise hilarious and found myself wishing for a longer story.  What happens after this "trick-or-treater" heads off into the dark?  I think it goes like so:


You sit back down, the hair on the back of your neck still on end.  Still a little nervous, you mix another Captain Morgan and Coke.  Downing half the glass, you feel better.  "He scores!" you shout as Koivu put the Habs up 4-2 with a late 3rd period goal.  As you jump from your seat, the power suddenly goes out.  Smash - you drop you glass on you ahdn made Habs rug.  As you stand there in the dark....



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Great post.

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I will def. keep the camera by the door tonight. That way if any little (or BIG) Spocklin' comes by.... I'll snap a picture & post it.

What a creepy thought, some MAN SIZED Spock showin' up @ our door durin' the game....... lol

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Figaro wrote:


Always looking to pick a fight!  Kidding.  I thought the whole premise hilarious and found myself wishing for a longer story.  What happens after this "trick-or-treater" heads off into the dark?  I think it goes like so:


You sit back down, the hair on the back of your neck still on end.  Still a little nervous, you mix another Captain Morgan and Coke.  Downing half the glass, you feel better.  "He scores!" you shout as Koivu put the Habs up 4-2 with a late 3rd period goal.  As you jump from your seat, the power suddenly goes out.  Smash - you drop you glass on you ahdn made Habs rug.  As you stand there in the dark....



He shouts "He scores!!!!!!!" man I always KNEW Koivu could do it!!! All along I have been hiding behind my insecurities regarding small Finnish players but on this All Hallow's Eve it is suddenly making sense to me..yes...this Vulcan actually loves Saku Koivu.

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Ando wrote:


…although maybe that explains why my wife bought so many ‘Snickers’, ‘suckers’ and ‘Juicy Fruits’ this year!!!????


 





The only thing this explains is that And-o's wife got the type of bar right for his household...NUT FILLED!


Oh and I predict 2 goals from Kovalev tonight. And any grown men in jump suits that come to my door tonight...I'm not answering.



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barry33 wrote:

...All along I have been hiding behind my insecurities regarding small Finnish players...


You stay outta this 'Batty'...or And-o is sicking 'Mario Smurf' on ya!!!


Besides...you really meant 'Finnished players' didn't you!?!?!?


 



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Want a scary story? Just imagine seeing #71 back with the HABS. Makes me puke everytime.



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i figured you'd bring wheels up in that post somehow lmao. very clever and-o

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when i read the heading i thought for sure you were finally going to post that long awaited picture of and-o people have been waiting for , now that would have been scary .

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Ando wrote:

What would any GOHABBER do if…IF…


 


…after most kiddies were done making their rounds this evening…there was one solid knock at your door (say just after Chris Higgins scores mid-way through the 3rd period)…anyway…you answer while cursing under your breath…and there stands a man dressed head-to-foot in a light blue Star-Trek uniform with a Spock mask on…so…you dutifully drop one bag of chips and a few pieces of bubble gum into his candy bag without speaking a word………..and he thanks-you using your GOHABS name before running off into the night!?!?!? 


 


Would you sleep well?  Or would you be sooooo freaked out that you would call the cops??


 


I tell ya…And-o will be watching out for three big kids tonight!!!  One will be dressed as ‘Mr. Burns’ from the Simpson’s…the second will be wearing a #11 Habs jersey with ‘Kill And-o’ embroidered across the back...and the third will be cleverly disguised as ‘Wheels’ from the original Degrassi series


 


…although maybe that explains why my wife bought so many ‘Snickers’, ‘suckers’ and ‘Juicy Fruits’ this year!!!????


 


Cheers gang!  Nighty, Night!!!  Sleep tight!!!




Holy crap And-o, you gave me a friggin good idea for something I'm in the midst of writing!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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macneil wrote:

when i read the heading i thought for sure you were finally going to post that long awaited picture of and-o people have been waiting for , now that would have been scary .

that was my first thought too. but i don't think the terms of conduct of this board allow for such horror.

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Figaro wrote:

...that was my first thought too. but i don't think the terms of conduct of this board allow for such horror.


Good one Figar-o...it really was!


...you people are wayyyyy too 'visual' though! 


And-o is And-o...ya ain't missing a thing!!!  Can't you all tell that And-o is shy!? 



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Ando wrote:


Good one Figar-o...it really was!


...you people are wayyyyy too 'visual' though! 


And-o is And-o...ya ain't missing a thing!!!  Can't you all tell that And-o is shy!? 




You forgot to finish that sentence And-o.... here.... I'll help...


Can't you tell that And-o is shy-in' away from that topic, for now & forever? lol



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