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                             ...well you know ! , man that's gotta hurt

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                             ...well you know ! , man that's gotta hurt

"Testimonial"!  I get it.  Good one, FF. 


I played one game many moons ago when I forgot my cup at home (yes, I washed my gear and forgot the jockstrap in the dryer) - and that was the game I received a puck in my testimonials.  Luckily not a hard shot, but man that hurts, in a manner that defies description!




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When I told my ex-wife I was leaving her, I got "Shelleyed"

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I once took a flying knee to the groin in a sparring Muay Thai match.


Let's just say, Ol' Main'damour had to do some extra shifts for a while.



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I hopped a parking meter that had ice on top - hands slid apart - legs apart - vertical drop right on it - sat there for an eternity - fell forward - friends crying they were laughing so hard.


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Let's just say my boyfriend had a very pained look on his face after Shelly left the game - it stayed that way for a while.....

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Let's just say my boyfriend had a very pained look on his face after Shelly left the game - it stayed that way for a while.....

The groans of the men watching the game were heard around the globe. He really "took one" for the team


I hope he's o.k. .... I'm sure he will be, just sounding a bit more like Mickey Mouse when he talks 



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i can top everyone of those.


In the HAwkesbury annual outdoor pick-up hockey tournament, i of course was playing goalie and forgot my jock. Well, i figured id just cover up well if i go down and hope for the best, boy was i wrong.


I was facing a 2 on 1, my defense took the guy with the puck. He right away passed it to the other wing and i slide across spread eagle and his 1 timer nailed me right in the mommy daddy button. I made the save and the entire bench was cheering and crying of laughter cuz they ALL knew i didnt have one on. I tried to act like it didnt hurt, but i swear to god ive NEVER felt so much pain in my life.


To the girls on the board. Be nice to your guy friends, do not hit them in the royal jewels unless it is TRUELY WARRANTED!!! You cannot IMAGINE how painful it is.... im quivvering just thinking about it....ok...next subject...



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Johab wrote:

... ive NEVER felt so much pain in my life. To the girls on the board. Be nice to your guy friends, do not hit them in the royal jewels unless it is TRUELY WARRANTED!!! You cannot IMAGINE how painful it is.... im quivvering just thinking about it....ok...next subject...
I betcha we've had some comparable pain  Only difference is it's like getting kicked in the "Mommy Daddy Button" for 22 1/2 hrs straight. I hate to play that card.... but you have no idea

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I can understand that, but that is also a choice you make. We dont chose to get kicked in the Circular Twins...

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I can understand that, but that is also a choice you make. We dont chose to get kicked in the Circular Twins...

I didn't make that choice... a whole lotta T & V's & a lot of persueding from the hubby on my birthday did. 


 


You add in the 9 months of pregnancy & all those issues... whew... case closed



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Ill give it to ya MC Girl. I do have to admit, of all the things you girls have to put up with, i think having very sensitive ...testimonials... are quite the easy thing to put up with. God knows how this board would be if And-o had PMS

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Ill give it to ya MC Girl. I do have to admit, of all the things you girls have to put up with, i think having very sensitive ...testimonials... are quite the easy thing to put up with. God knows how this board would be if And-o had PMS


You mean he doesn't? LOL Just kidding And-o, ya know you're a hoot


You know what PMS stands for right? PISS & MOAN SYNDROME!!! Fitting for a few of us eh?



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