Johab wrote:

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my new years resolution is to
1) refuse to suffer in silence as long as i can still moan, whine and complain
2) assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault
3) Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
4) I will not let the dog hog the pillow, growl at me from the sofa, and snatch the bun from my plate - this year she's going to learn that I'm the Alpha of the house and only I get to do certain things...
5) Learn cuss words in other languages
6) i will take myself and none of the above seriously

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re:

1) thank god gohabs.com exists to provide a forum for the moans
2) for complete rules to this game, write: M. Ribs, c/o Bell Centre
3) precisely the conditions of the restraining order I have against Esa Tikkanen
4) If I could suggest Russian, it hits the spot. Gloopy Moodok!
5) I tried taking myself once, but was caught and had to say 40 rosaries