(to the tune of Good King Wenceslas)

Good King Gillette bought our team, gave the reins to Gainey
Forked out for a few new guys, nothing hall-of-famey
Give young Ribs a chance, he said
Leave poor Dags alone
But every time they touch the puck
All the Habs fans moan

Saku, Zeds and Kovalev make a real fine trio
But all their effort goes to waste when in net there's Theo
October was a fun surprise
Kept the Boo Birds shelved
But December can be mighty cold
When you're 0 and twelve