Growing up in Northern New Brunswick, I listened to many seasons on French radio.  I used to pass out and wake up to the interlude/classical stuff and not know how the game ended.  This was before mass media internet and we didn't get newspaper, so I didn't pay attention to stats.   Plus, when 4 teams in a division made the playoffs, it was a given.

And how the heck you get to 87 posts already?  Let Nil and I catch up!  You're going to fast!!!  My wrist splint is catching fire!!! 

Let's here your rendition:

Oh Canada, terre de nos....